I was watching A Place in the Sun last night and thinking, blimey, that looks easy. You rock up to that modern apartment you bought in Spain, unpack a couple of boxes and then find a bar.
It's not like that in wreck buying land. On, no, no, no.
By way of example, here are my wreck picks for this week. Both family-size detached properties in village locations, but carrying different levels of renovation baggage.
Starting here with this very lovely stone farmhouse, in Cumbria's Great Strickland, close to Penrith.
Grade II listed, it has well-shaped, good size rooms, four bedrooms, gorgeous gardens, off-road parking and a beautiful country village location. So far, so yummy.
Downstairs is a large through lounge, separate sitting or dining room, kitchen, walk-in pantry, good-size utility room and two generous halls.
Upstairs four bedrooms and a bathroom. One bedroom has a worrying-looking ceiling but otherwise all very reasonable-looking for a full renovation and update job.
Which is why the cash buyers only restriction is a little concerning, perhaps some elements of that renovation would scare off mortgage lenders? Regardless, you're going to need access to a serious pot of ready cash to be able to buy and do up Town Head Farm house.
There's a pretty walled garden to the front, large side and rear gardens, all enclosed by mature trees and shrubs, and off-road parking (accessed by shared drive). And the village pub is just across the green.
On the market through Dave Britton Estates with a £360k guide price (cash buyers). Details, floor plans and video on the estate agent's site here and on Rightmove here.
I was in two minds about my second pick. It's been on my 'possible' list for a few weeks because I couldn't decide whether it was lovely or ugly. I think we'll just settle on interesting.
Up for auction next week, Shalom is in the Powys village of Llangynog, around 10km from the English border. Another village location with great views and easy access to spectacular countryside.
I'm sure when this was built it made quite the Grand Designs mark in the village. Super '70s shaping, projecting concrete, big windows, mixing of materials. A James Bond block of building drama, hidden in its landscape, with a built-in garage for the Aston Martin to screech out of.
This living room is proper mid-century styling and crying out for shaggy rugs and a cocktail bar.
But at some point James' granny moved in...
The ground floor has two bedrooms and a bathroom, a large utility room and the integrated garage. The first floor has two or three bedrooms and a bathroom, that through lounger/diner and a large kitchen.
Outside is another, detached garage/workshop, parking, drive (there's space for up to seven cars overall) and large - but very overgrown - gardens.
The property obviously needs a lot of work, it's stood empty for long enough for water to get in and gardens to encroach, but for some one who likes their cars and their privacy, there's massive potential here.
Up for auction on February 25th through Town and Country auctions with a guide price of £255k (plus the 5% plus vat Buyers Premium). Details and more pictures on the agent's website here and on Rightmove here.
Not quite the Elrod House in Diamonds are Forever (nor hopefully with its menace and misogyny), but super cool.




















































