Two homes with grander hopes


It's rained where I am. And rained properly.

Three nights of gradually escalating time and intensity, followed by this morning and alternating downpours and rest. Like the rain clouds and the would-be greenery agreed a treatment plan.
On the radio, they were talking about Brits looking for cooler places to holiday - the inversion of our traditional two weeks in the Med. Scotland featured; maybe a press release had struck a chord.
But the rains today are falling on East Yorkshire's plains so that's where we're going, with a look at two townhouses with grander pretensions.
First this detached house on the edge of Withernsea. What might have been a fairly standard three-bed home has been elevated by the original designer/owner who clearly wanted to transplant a Mediterranean villa to Yorkshire's breezy east coast. There are windows wrapped around corners (long before that became a thing), a picture window that overlooks... the street. And an enormous sun terrace, which also overlooks the street. This house hungered for sea views.









But now there's a chair in the shower.

The garden is huge, even by Withernsea standards. And that crazy sun terrace sits on top of an enormous garage - losing both would create space for a double-height extension and the opening up of the ground floor to make the best use of garden views and access.




On the market at offers around £235k via Goodwin Fox. More on the agent's website here and on Rightmove here.
My next pick (thanks for the tip, Siân) is around 20 miles away, in Hull's Pearson Park.
The Park itself is full-on Victorian grand. Old trees, duck pond, fountains and so on. Buzzing and pretty during the day, more problematic in the dark of night. At least it was for the short time I lived there in the early 2000s but things can change. Plus this house is on the lighter side of the park.
Two centuries ago, Pearson Park was the grandest of residential addresses when working class lad made good Zachariah Pearson gifted its acreage to Hull as the city's first public park.
Zachariah himself lived and died in his own Victorian villa at 64 Pearson Park (now flats). Next door to the house we're looking at is the former home of the poet Philip Larkin. There is history here.
So, what do we have? A truly beautiful seven bedrooms, three-storey house with a large garden and an odd layout (kitchen upstairs, bathrooms on floors below and above it). 







A house with gorgeous period details and possibilities. A house in which to host gatherings and cocktail parties that spill out into the park and onto Hull's trendy Princes Avenue and boho-riche Avenues area.





A house with its price recently reduced.
A house which is being sold around its elderly owner, viewings "being handled with appropriate sensitivity". Larkin called it.



On the market at offers over £280k through Helen Nicholson eXp. Details on the agent's site here and on Rightmove here.

Three Orkney projects, £80k to £170k


So, last week I wrote about Britain's 188 inhabited islands and picked three do-ups on English islands to show you. Most of our islands are however in Scotland and that's our destination today.
And to one group of islands in particular - the Orkneys and its 70-odd islands, 20 of which are human-inhabited.
As last week, I've picked out three properties across a range. Unlike last week, they all come it at sub-£200k.
And I'm starting here, with this gorgeous small farm on the island of Eday. I'm saying small farm because South Linkertaing is very much not a holiday home. It comes with 22 acres of crofted land (i.e. you or someone else has to work it) and your own portion of the beach. 



The house itself is small - a two-bed bungalow, surrounded by outbuildings. Proper ones.
We're not talking glamping wedding business; we're talking hardy sheep and compliant chickens. Maybe a shaggy-haired pony or two.









Eday is one of the northern islands, mid-size but less populated and less visited. It has all the basics however - primary school, shop, pub, puffins, Cold War submarine rebuilt by local bloke...
Stunning views (particularly from this property) and all, all of the weathers.
For someone wanting to build a life in this beautiful outpost, someone who prefers to think while working, someone resilient and DIY-capable, South Linkertaing and its croft is on the market at offers over £170k.
Agents are Lows Solicitors. Details, more pictures and video on their website here and on Rightmove here.
My next pick is on the beach-rich Orkney island of Stronsay, and rather less of a commitment.
Also two-bedrooms, also single-story, also sea views.


It's only outbuilding is a separate garage, and rather than a 22-acre croft, you get an organically-cultivated garden, fronting the sea. And not a wreck, just a house that its owner aged out of.









Hescombe Cottage is on the market at offers over £150k via Harcus Law. More on the agent's site here and on Rightmove here.
My final property to show you is back on Eday and is a project - the project being to finish a newbuild. 
Actually, not that new given plans were approved back in 2005 and the build begun in 2009.
The original plans were for a two-bedroom, single-storey stone house with open plan lounge/kitchen/diner and separate matching garage. That seems to be pretty much what has been built so far (garage only half built) in terms of the outside of the property. Inside, not so much.





I've no idea why Mr. Clifford of Margate didn't get to finish building his house on Eday and I'm sad that he didn't.
I do wonder whether the sea has crept closer since the work began, and I also wonder whether planning guidelines have changed and impacted completion. And 21 years is too long to hold on to an unfinished dream.
Anyway, a good-looking shell with everything to do inside and in a great position. Not just in terms of views of and access to the ferry terminal, but given the .66 of an acre of land that comes with the building.




On the market at a much-reduced offers over £80k through Lows. Details on the agent's website here and on Rightmove here.
And, for those of us missing wilder weathers, here's my favourite film about and in the Orkneys.